My new car

here it is, exactly the same as this

 

Very nice Lee. Hope you enjoy many hours of happy cruising!!

Are you putting your personalised plates on it too?

CTNana

 

Nice Lee.

As CTNana says, I hope you have many hours of happy cruising - though not having a car probably wouldn't have stopped you anyway :>

 

Private plate is W15NER

 

I'll have to pass that on to my mate in the traffic division!:m0rphine::Booty:

 

I've just got to change my name to Xavier 111 Ann Brenda Childs!

CTNana

 

You're all a bunch of freaks. Getting excited about a motor vehicle...I mean honestly...

 

Hmm, so I suppose you're not drooling over this right now

 

Nope, no interest, she's less than 25 years old! :Booty:

Modern stuff just lacks character.

 

Now its just an uglier car. what a manky colour.

 

everyone keep clear of Kitty - Lee's wrath may overflow in all directions eep:


:becky:

 

You think I am scared of someone who has just bought himself a chav car? All i'll have to do is throw some Elizabeth Duke chains in one direction and that'll distract him long enough for me to torch the offending vehicle. :>

 

Lizzie Duke Rulz !!!!!

 

Yeah, like innit!

 

Never mind the bling, where can I get that "black roots" look for my blonde hair?

And do they do elocution lessons somewhere so that I can learn to speak proper?

CTNana

 

Considering Lee's locale, I think speaking proper would involve learning the basics of Glaswegian first:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow_patter
http://members.tripod.com/sweet_raya/id12.html

 

I can teach him Biddle Moor with a touch of Congleton if he wants.

 

I needed an interpreter for the first Billy Connolly records I heard! Wonderful stuff when you knew what he was saying!!!

So does a Glaswegian chav use the Patter or Essex talk? Or heaven forbid a mixture of both?

CTNana

 

Snap on the Connolly records CTNana. I had to listening a couple of more "recent" ones before I understood the arly recordings done on the clubs. Love him.

As for Glaswegian chavs - I think that's a tautology eep:

 

Tautology - I had to look that up. I had to look that up!

CTNana