Grumpy Old Man/Woman Rant Have you had a Victor Meldrew moment? Have muttered under your breathe about the rubbishness of something? Did you come out with one of the many cliches - "They don't know they're alive", "In my day....", "What is the world coming to?" etc If so, list them here ( so that the rest of us can laugh at you :becky. If you under the age of 36, you may apply for honourary membership of the Grumpy Club, but your initiation will be posting a convincing Grumpy Old... message.