It must be something in the water in the U.K. Has anyone anything to say in his deFENCE? LONDON — Police claim an intoxicated man tried to have sex with a park fence, the Telegraph reported. The 24-year-old allegedly made sexual motions toward a metal railing and said something to the effect of, "I'm going to have sex with that fence," the prosecutor is quoted as saying in the Telegraph. Click here to read the Telegraph report. Daniel French admitted to being drunk and disorderly, but denied saying he was going to have sex with a fence. "The suggestion that I was trying to do something sexual to the railings is disgusting," said French, according to the Telegraph.
It makes that bicycle guy sound "normal"! I'd have thought the police would have been satisfied with the D&D charge - this just makes them look pretty stupid. But I suppose we need to find it where we can:
It makes that bicycle guy sound "normal"! I'd have thought the police would have been satisfied with the D&D charge - this just makes them look pretty stupid. They should just charge him with offensive behaviour.
I seem to recall some fella a few years ago was done for actually getting it on with a lamppost.......
