Cycle-sexualist sentenced

I checked every calender in the house to make sure it wasn't April Fool's Day!!

Man who had sex with bicycle sentenced - Telegraph

 

Gives a whole new meaning to mounting your ride...

 

So he's "bi" then...

 

Yes it goes in cycles!

 

I wonder if he gets tyred during his session...

 

Not by the way he spoke!

 

If he found someone else they could ride tandam.

 

Is that, one at the front and one at the back?

 

Bit like the local bike.

What?!

 

Thank God he doesn't know her!

 

Are you all being homophobic in assuming the bike to be female?

I wondered whether he had been framed!

 

On your bike!

 

Trick cyclist.

 

No he was on his own,that would have made him a unicycle.

 

I wish I hadn't posted this story!! The jokes are getting worse :becky:

 

BBC NEWS | Scotland | Glasgow, Lanarkshire and West | Bike sex case sparks legal debate

 

Suspect he could pump the tyres up on his own...

 

He's lucky that he wasn't sent to work on a chain gang!

Does anybody else get this mental picture of ..... & bicycle clips? A bit like sandals and socks?

 

STOP IT! Oh lord, the old adage is coming true. I read it, I can't unread it.

 

No we need to keep it going at a good clip.