One kiss or two?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7040259.stm

What was wrong with the good old friendly grab of the crotch? eep:

 

It all depends on the person you are meeting! I do not think that you would get vrey far if you tried that on the Queen!:Booty:

In the forces, we used to call stockings and suspenders, "58 pattern webbing" and trying to find out if a young lady was wearing said apparll, was known as a "Webbing Check"!

And you do know about the giggle line?:faint:

 

:becky:

We used to call it "twanging"

 

I think the giggle line is the point where your hand on her starts her giggling.....

ANYHOO

In any given situation the most i will do is give a handshake, and that is only if the other person puts their hand out first. My entire body language is NO hugs NO kisses. A digression on this quarter may earn the offender severe pain.

 

This is smut, isn't it?

 

I'll keep that in mind, Kitty. If we ever meet, I'd like to chat over a beer not an introvaenous drip!

 

Good idea. Surprises members of my immediate family when they move in for a hug and i take a sharp step back.

 

So I will remember to just throw a kiss from a distance!

 

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww dad!

 

See, what you have done! You have scared them all off!eep:

 

*sullen* Have not *sullen*

 

Yes! you have!:Booty:

 

Haven't! Theres 4 people online now!

 

But they are not trying to give you a hug!:hug: